LLB Christmas CD Song Titles

[Belle]

This started in the Bistro as different Loopies made suggestions for our imaginary LLB Christmas CD. We've been dreaming up different song titles and have come up with the following. PLEASE, add your own. (I know we can't be the ONLY nutty people here! :p )

Belle:
Run, Run, Ringo!
Little Less Egg, Little More Nog
Mistletoe Mama
Texican Elf
Have a Jalapeño Christmas
Niño's Eyes in Candlelight
Snowfall Serenade

MamacitaRuth:
I'm Dreamin' of a Tejas Christmas

La Sonrisa:
Winter ONDAland
Away in a Tour Bus
We Three Bros
San Angelo Carol

[Belle]

To build on La Sonrisa's "We Three Bros"

We three bros, all Texican, are
bearing songs we wrote in our car...


(Sorry, couldn't hep it.) :rolleyes:

[mamacitaRuth]

ROTFLMAO! Before I add to the collection, I found this hilarious quiz on Christmas song titles!! Have fun y'all!

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking!
Have fun!!

Quadruped with crimson proboscis_______________

5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise___________________

Miniscule hamlet in the far east __________________

Ancient benevolent despot ______________________

Adorn the vestibule ___________________________

Exuberance directed to the planet ________________

Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________

Monarchial trio _______________________________

Yonder in the haystack _________________________

Assemble, everyone who believes _________________

Hallowed post meridian _________________________

Fantasies of a colorless December 25th _____________

Tin tintinnabulums ____________________________

A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________________

Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______

Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ________________

I merely desire a pair of incisors __________________

I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__

Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____

Aloft on the acme of the abode _____________________
Results:

15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

Answers: http://humormatters.com/holidays/Christmas/xmassongsanswers.htm

[mamacitaRuth]

To build on La Sonrisa's "We Three Bros"

We three bros, all Texican, are
bearing songs we wrote in our car...


(Sorry, couldn't hep it.) :rolleyes:

OMG, I love it! Here's my additions:

Angels We Have Heard On Stage
The First OBTR
We Wish You a Texican Christmas
Rock the Halls
Jingle BELLE
The Twelve Strats of Christmas
O Come All Ye Familia

[Belle]

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two New Strats

While Jojo Played His Bass by Night

[cre8ivepoet]

Rockin' Around the Onda Tree
Garza Brothers (are comin' to town)
Silent Night, Olé Night
Burrito to the World (the boys are here, Let Earth receive three Kings)

[SadFlower83]

Ya'll got some great titles here, sure put a smile on my face :D Here are some of my suggestions:

God Rest Ye Merry Texicans
O Little Town of San Angelo
Deck The Boys (in Stacey Adams fa la la la)
The Lonely Boy That Santa Forgot (The Little Boy That Santa forgot)
O Sacred Night
It Must Have Been Los Lonely Boys (It Must Have Been The Mistletoe)
Have Yourself a Lonely Little Christmas
Henry the Stratman (Frosty the Snowman)

Thanks Belle for starting this thread :)

Sara